Best Dressed
Sia and Maddy Ziegler
Mystery on the red carpet is something I am all about. Also, dancers do no wrong in my dancer heart. Little Maddy, you are killing it. I mean, besides the signature Sia hair, both their outfits are on point. Minimal, black, menswear inspired; all about it. I wish Maddy had the same red lip.
What do their hand tats say?
Queen B
Nuff said.
Rihanna
Oh Rhi Rhi, yassssss. This is my all time fave look, on pretty much anyone. Giant, empire waisted, fluffy pink things win. She took a huge fashion risk and this dress is crazy out of her norm. She normally wears figure fitting, almost see-through garments, but I am loving this. She also got Paul McCartney to say ‘Wilin’. We can stop there.
Question…do you think she smuggled Chris Brown into the party under there?
I do.
HAIM
Danielle kills the whole menswear inspired thing, and her pose; I die. She is rock n’ role. Her style kills. Baby Haim looks fantastic and has a tiny little bod that can wear anything. I screamed that her stylist let the whole choker necklace happen though, way to cut off any neckage she had. It would’ve created all focus on the one piece, it’s modern cut, and a whole lotta boob… but I can’t stop staring at that necklace. Este is oh so Este. Her name is my all time fave as well. But I’m kinda bummed with her choice. It’s a bit boring and like “we figured you’d wear that” vibe. I really wanna see what these girls look like with updos, don’t you?
WHO? oh, Joy Villa?
I still don’t know who this is and I don’t care enough to Google her. We don’t even know who you are, save the nude. Although, she could be trying the Kim K strategy and show off your goodies then become nuts famous? Maybe her show will be called “keeping up with Villa’s Vagina”. She knew this was going to get everyone negatively commenting on her. I can NOT comprehend sitting down looking through racks of dresses and picking something this IDIOTIC, probably just because it’s a conversation starter. Please ok, you’re not cool. And trying to look like you’re edgy and don’t care, means you care and try too hard; that just ain’t cute. Stop people of Hollywood. Save this stuff for Lady Gaga of 2000.
Charlie XCX
She looks like an over-dressed Play Boy Bunny. What the f*** makes her ever decide what she’s going to wear on the red carpet. She always looks a wreck. Girl, get your shit together and maybe we’ll take you a little more seriously. Your music has pop potential, and your stage outfits are fun. Get it together England.
Madonna
Sweet lord, Madonna, what is your damn deal?! It feels idiotic for me to tell a woman well over fifty to GROW UP. She looks like it’s her first time and couldn’t afford a stylist and is like 16 and reads graphic novels. We all know you have a butt load of money, could you dress like you do? You have the opportunity to work with some of the world’s best designers and get custom suited, and you show up in this, then flash your butt around. Ugh. I’m annoyed by her.
Zendaya
She was a regular on Fashion Police; girl we haven’t seen you in a while…probably because you’re FAILING the red carpet scene. This is a curtain. It also reminds me of this plush house robe my mom still has from the early 90s. I feel like this could’ve worked with a fresher face, light lip, and NOT a BROWN SANDAL! Hot mess. Just cause it has a giant slit and is a little different then what the other girls are wearing doesn’t mean it’s a good idea.
