Best Dressed
Lorde
It seems like Lorde may have given into Hollywood and employed a great stylist with this ‘oh so Rihanna’ look. Her clean makeup, red lip, and jewels are what’s making me think she just gave up on being her angsty teen self and is being an adult woman. Though I’m sure she still has 100% full reign on how things go down, duh she’s wearing a pant suit. Her crop top and tiny waist are everything. She looks better than I ever thought she would, and not to mention HAPPY! Side parts are all the rage for 2015-she knows.
Jessica Chastain
K the girl looks like a damn award herself. The way this dress falls is magic to her bod. Her cleavage knocks a Victoria’s Secret model straight off the runway. She finally has her ish together on the red carpet lately. Side swept, side part- she also knows what’s up with the hair trend this year. The colour of this dress is the second part of my love. Burnt/bronze/two-toned fun. Unlike normal Hollywood fashionistas, she risks it while still playing it safe enough to land best dressed.
Sienna Miller
Is she winning anything? No I don’t think so…ONLY FASHION POINTS. Forever in my heart Sienna will be. She is a celeb I have f0llowed since she was cheated on by Jude Law with the nanny. Her fashion sense and beauty style have enslaved me to Google her constantly. Whether I’m getting a haircut or going to an outdoor concert she is one I have in my perma search bar. She always pulls off the plunging neckline flawlessly. #flawless. The vintage vibe of this dress and champagne colour are so on point for the Globes. Classy with a fun edge and a reminder to Jude Law what he’s missing……….SIDE PART!
Lupita Nyong’o
OBSESSED. OBSESSED. Did I say OBSESSED?! This dress I would get married in, or frolic in a vineyard or field of flowers twirling in the late evening sunshine, then reciting Shakespeare at a whimsical picnic with champagne bubbling everywhere. (I just lost myself there). But guys, this dress! The top floral texture, then bleeding of colour down into the white bottom. As soon as she came on the television I was smitten. This dress would be an inspiration piece to have but I would only wear it at home while I have whimsical tea parties with macarons and petit fours (lost again).
Emma Stone
Someone else got the memo about a fab pant suit. This one is always on point. The end.
Worst Dressed
Kiera Knightly
This is not a good butterfly effect. What the literal F*** is she wearing though. Did you take in the matching giant butterfly on her wrist. She’s never had great style but this is the worst I think I’ve ever seen her. Clown esque neck to add to the torture of looking at her. Sweet lord.
I. Can’t. Even.
Kerry Washington
She appeared on screen and if looks could kill through a TV the Biatch would’ve looked like she was sniped out dramatically on live TV. This is AWFUL! The colour scheme, the way the dress is cut colour wise is so wrong and the neckline…I have never understood this neckline. Unless you’re 90 pounds with no chest this squishes your boobs into an awkward middle blob with flattened cleavage, and your arms automatically look large. Not to mention I hope she doesn’t have to reach anything higher than just below her ribs cause he arms are stuck down. I have anxiety just thinking about how uncomfortable she must be. EEEEEK. Don’t you feel it?!
J.Lo (Jennifer Lopez)
She’s basically her character in that crappy new movie about screwing the child neighbour in real life. This dress screams DESPERATE. Also like are you a super hero, is that a cape? What’s with all that extra fabric? Girls got a great bod, but like it’s time to be modest and a tad more demure, don’t we agree? Then maybe she’ll keep a man and not actually date the guy in the movie IE: That dance guy…CASPER! the friendly ghost.
Lana Del Rey
Why is she even there? “You can’t sit with us” is what every celeb is saying when you walk in in that tacky dress; or an obviously fake and painful” you look great, I love your dress, who are you wearing?”. That’s when Ariel responds saying she wants her wedding gown back. Slash it was probably her mom’s prom dress. Super 80s, metallic, the bow…the hair?! Ugh, will she ever get it right on the red carpet?
Clare Danes
Curtains turned dress. In any other situation, realistically, I’d love this dress. But, hey girl, you’re at the damn Globes! The boho vibe I really dig, but this is such a bad dress in this situation. Also the random flat pony tail, earrings that look like spacers and heavy eye makeup. If she had gone fresh faced and maybe flowy beach locks she could’ve helped this whole disaster, but I doubt it. The only way I see this is on a model with auburn, long beach waved hair, on a horse, in a field..my brain is a photo shoot processor for every outfit.
What the shit is on his face?
